Nightmare Warrior

by patrickspens

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Doodie Just Got Real

3rd place in Derby #134: Double-Take Derby Eight, with 589 votes!

I’m tired of being afriad to close my eyes! I’m tired of waking up with my sheets soaking wet! I’m tired of not being able to dream about robots and superpowers and candy and stuff! But most of all, I’m tired of YOU!

That’s right, Mr. Fright-Fright. Tonight, I’m bringing you down. You won’t have little Kyle Hatfield to scare and torment anymore. So snarl and growl all you want! Let’s see how scary you are after taking a blast from my plunger gun right to your nasty face, poop-head! Ka-POW!

Uh, oh. That, uh… that didn’t seem to do what I thought it would do. Good thing Mom bought me that rubber underwear.

Wear this shirt: while you sleep. Maybe the Night Terrors will think twice.

Don’t wear this shirt: in the closet or under the bed.

This shirt tells the world: “Just keep telling yourself, it’s only a dream.”

We call this color: Creature Combat Cranberry

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Features

Pantone Colors:
712C - 7489C - 5195C- 199C - 504C - 4975C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 20.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 53% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Nightmare Warrior by patrickspens
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