Remember back when we were all like, "This is great! I don't have to wear pants to work! Haha!" Well, right about now I'd kill for some stale coffee and awkward chit-chat with coworkers over any pants arrangements. {sigh}
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Summer Aprons!
Third date convo: "Because getting spattered with meat juice just isn't part of my family's BBQ aesthetic, okay? So put on an apron, Phil."
Ends August 5 at 12AM CT -
Things to Put Your Arms Through
Y'know, acceptable things to put your arms through. As opposed to your dorm room wall when Debbie dumped you... Come on, dude, half that security deposit was mine!
Ends August 4 at 12AM CT -
Wonderful New Shirts!
Ends August 2 at 12AM CT -
Derby Editor's Choice: The Letter W!
This sale is brought to you by the letter W! You know, like in Win, Wind, Wine, and the deadly Wendigo!
Ends August 6 at 12AM CT
