Derby #129: Ancient Egypt
Hey, this Derby's over. When you're finished reliving past glories, check out what's going on in the Derby right now. It's probably even cooler. Or at least newer.
They invented paper, the clock, and a distinctive walk that changed the face of pop music. They were the ancient Egyptians. Under mighty pharaohs like Yul Brynner and Steve Martin, they built an empire that spanned thousands of years, two continents, and millions of acres of gold plating. Now comes the ultimate memorial to their greatness: a Shirt.Woot Derby in their honor. And don't be shy about ripping off their distinctive visual style, either. It's not like they can sue us from the Land of the Dead.
Hieroglyphics are permitted, but no other text. That includes fonts that are made to look like hieroglyphics.
No bunnies.