Derby #137: Luck
Hey, this Derby's over. When you're finished reliving past glories, check out what's going on in the Derby right now. It's probably even cooler. Or at least newer.
Sure, you can get by in life on hard work and determination, but there's something even more rewarding about skating by as the universe inexplicably and arbitrarily rewards you for simply existing. After all, anyone can just try hard. You've got the fates on your side, and that makes you way more special. This week, work your shirt magic and show us luck: lucky totems, lucky people, lucky happenstance, or just conceptualize the idea of luck itself. And yeah, we're coming up on St. Paddy's Day and all, but anybody can slap a clover or a leprechaun on a green shirt. We know you're better than that.
Incidental text is permitted: It's okay if someone's holding a legible horse racing form. It's not okay if your shirt just says "GET LUCKY!" in huge balloon letters.
No Mario.
No Star Wars.
