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Derby #160: The End of the World

Hey, this Derby's over. When you're finished reliving past glories, check out what's going on in the Derby right now. It's probably even cooler. Or at least newer.

People love to see a good catastrophe. Every summer a movie like Independence Day or 2012 or Glitter hits the theaters affirming that fact. In fact just about every religion, cult, and tribal group as their own mythology as to how everything's going to end. Put five or six people together for a couple of hours and they're going to start wondering how they're all going to die; at least that's what usually goes on at the water cooler here. So for this week's Derby theme, show us how it's going to go down. Plague? Zombies? The heat death of the universe? Rampaging murderous jellyfish? Give us your best take on the end of it all, but try to be more original than just "here's a nuclear explosion."

Of course in any disaster your odds of survival increase if you can remain calm and keep a clear head, so try to remember these rules:

No video games.

No text.

No kittens, bunnies, or penguins.
It's the Apocalypse, okay?

No fate but what we make.
A totally random rule from a totally random Woot staffer totally randomly-named Randy.

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