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Derby #499: Suggest the 500th Derby Theme

Hey, this Derby's over. When you're finished reliving past glories, check out what's going on in the Derby right now. It's probably even cooler. Or at least newer.

You Decide the 500th Derby Theme - No, really. We want you to submit suggestions for the 500th Derby. YOU MUST submit your theme ideas typed in Comic Sans. Themes must be fewer than 7 words and they've gotta be clear in the preview so folks in the community can vote for your submission. btw, just to preemptively address the lingering question, "TARDIS CAT" probably isn't a viable Derby suggestion.

No prizes or awards other than bragging rights and possible head start on the 500th derby. JUST KIDDING! We want your creative juices all over this Derby, so we're giving away TEN $100 coupon codes to random users who submit Derby themes! Just think: GROOT SHIRTS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. Keep in mind each user is only entered to win once. The more theme submissions the merrier, but it ain't gonna increase your chances of winning.

Submit your Idea >>>

The 500th Derby will start on Monday at Noon.

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