Derby #62: Panic!
The banks are failing! The dollar is collapsing! The oil's running out! Now's not the time for luxuries like caution and thought - it's time to PANIC!
Or at least, to design a shirt about panic. You don't have to deal with the current financial crisis - your subject matter could include any moment of blind, unreasoning, fearful urgency. Maybe your boss just asked for that report you forgot to run. Maybe the water's rising outside your car window. Maybe your significant other is checking your web-browsing history. Maybe you're a chicken and your head has just been cut off. (Actually, panic is a pretty reasonable reaction to beheading.) Everybody PANIC!
Prohibited subject matter: Douglas Adams' "Don't Panic" bit, and the band Panic! At The Disco.