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Dental Damned

by MJ

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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Night Of The Living Decay

Ghosts aren’t real. Werewolves aren’t real. Vampires aren’t real. Witches aren’t real, no matter what those oddly-dressed ladies at the Pagan Picnic might tell you. The real menace of Halloween night? Candy. No, not because some lunatic is handing out Zagnuts full of razor blades. That was a fantasy, too. We mean regular old tooth-rotting, flab-generating candy. The only real monsters you’ll see on October 31 are little kids hepped up on too many bite-size cubes of high-fructose corn syrup. And the only thing your kids have to fear is candy itself.

And kidnappers, we guess. And getting hit by a car. And, depending on the weather, catching pneumonia. You know, maybe we’ll keep our kids in this year.

This shirt was designed by: MJ of Compete-Tee-Tion fame, our favorite t-shirt contest blogger. She also designed The Cake is a Liar, which debuted on November 3, 2007 and remains for sale. Unfortunately, the shirt that debuted the day before is also still for sale, making MJ’s design the second longest-running shirt in Shirt.Woot history. We’d link to that one, too, but this is MJ’s time to shine.

Wear this shirt: to your work Halloween party, if you work in a dentist’s office.

Don’t wear this shirt: to your work Halloween party, if you work at a candy company.

This shirt tells the world: “Did you just get back from church? No? Then why are your teeth so holey? Haw haw!”

We call this color: Kavitelly Green.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 16% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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Dental Damned by MJ
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