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Illiterate Rainbow

by tjost

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 15 - Dec 16
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This Isn’t Really A Problem

It’s not like a rainbow’s ever going to get a job in a bank or something.

We should probably clarify a few things here. See, a rainbow isn’t ACTUALLY a sentient creature. A rainbow’s just light, and even then, light that’s kinda reflected a little bit. Okay, YES, guy about to post in the forums, you ARE right about that point you want to make regarding our non-scientific use of “reflected” but you get what we’re saying, right? A rainbow doesn’t actually have a lot of long term potential in the first place, so reading isn’t actually going to open up any doors.

In fact, there’s a good chance it might hurt the rainbow long term. We all know what rainbows are for, right? See a rainbow, find the pot of gold! And if you think really hard about why leprechauns might employ a rainbow in that situation… exactly. Because a guard that can’t read is a guard that can’t outsmart his boss. And what’s going to happen if some well-meaning idiot like that guy about to post in our forums with a nine page dissertation about refracted light starts helping the rainbows learn to read? You guessed it. They’ll all lose their jobs. And unlike, say, human beings, a rainbow can’t find a new direction in life. A rainbow can do exactly two jobs: look pretty and be on Dark Side Of The Moon and any related tribute albums, and do you know how hard it is to break into the record business these days? Especially if you can read?

The days of “math rock” are over, Rivers Cuomo. Let the poor rainbows be.

Wear this shirt: to show you don’t EVEN need green in your world. Don’t EVEN.

Don’t wear this shirt: and think you can collect money to use as a tax dodge. Still gotta file the paperwork before you can be a non-profit.

This shirt tells the world: “Roy G. Biv? Not me, fella. I’m just Rob. That’s R-O-B. But good luck finding your friend.”

We call this color: Baby Blue Has A Friend Named Baby X-Ray But The Grown-Ups Can’t See It So They Say He’s Imaginary

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Illiterate Rainbow by tjost
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.