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Plan B

by fablefire

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 16 - Dec 17
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 13
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Actually, I’m Up To Plan R By Now

First Place in Derby #28 (Quitter!), with 526 votes!

Man, it was gonna be awesome. The way I had it figured, Utensils Etcetera was going to be the biggest knife, fork, and spoon emporium in west-central Hancock County. (No sporks, though – I’ll die before I acknowledge that bastard utensil.) But it was also going to be more than that. It was going to be a place where utensophiles could gather, a safe environment for us to share our enthusiasm and learn from each other. Overnight, Utensils Etcetera would have totally transformed the local utensil scene.

But then things went wrong. You ever seen all the forms you have to fill out to get a small business loan? It would’ve taken hours. Or an hour, at least. So that was the end of that. But it doesn’t matter. I’m dreaming a new dream now. I just bought a bass guitar, because someday – it sounds crazy, but mark my words – I will play bass with Paul Shaffer and the CBS Orchestra. As long as I can find somebody to teach me to play it, I will not relent until I land a spot with Paul and the gang. I’m in this for the long haul – until the end of the month, at least.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member fablefire, whose determination won her this Derby and #14. Say No To Scurvy, fablefire – but never say die.

Wear this shirt: to the registrar’s office when you withdraw from all your classes.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you finally commit suicide. We can’t afford to get pulled into some kind of Ozzy Osbourne Judas Priest the-devil-made-me-do-it crap.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m probably wearing sweatpants.”

We call this color: Basic Bl

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Plan B by fablefire
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.