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Pup In Training

by fablefire

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 17 - Aug 18
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 14
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Hades new Milk-Bones are delicious

1st place in Derby #156: Three , with 797 votes!

Boy, this place is dead.

And talk about your creepy clientele. Everyone who comes through here has some kind of a sob story. You think I want to listen to people wailing their regrets all day? Because I don’t.

I should have stayed in obedience school. I could have been a police dog, or maybe gotten a job herding sheep or something. But no, somehow I got this bright idea in my heads that I should be a doorman. I pictured myself working a nice joint though, like Valhalla, Swarga Loka, or someplace like that. But no. I get a job at the Greek Underworld. Neuter me.

Occasionally we get someone trying to sneak back out through the ropes unauthorized. So that provides some excitement. But usually I just feel bad for the schmucks. Of course they beg and plead. It’s embarrassing. I always tell ‘em I don’t make the rules; I just work here, but still they moan.

I’m telling you, man, it’s Hell down here. There’s zero workplace camaraderie. And I never get a day off. They got me working like a three-headed dog. You know what that’s like?

It’s RUFF, RUFF, RUFF, that’s what it’s like.

Wear this shirt: with two extra neck-holes cut in the shoulders, if necessary.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re an actual dog. Dogs in clothes are undignified.

This shirt tells the world: “I performed a dozen impossible labors and all I got was this crappy t-shirt. Oh, and immortality.”

We call this color: Charon, One-Man Navy On The Styx

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Pullover Hoodies

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 19.000s
First Sucker:
frazzy626
Last Wooter to Woot:
airaphire

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Pup In Training by fablefire
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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