Hurry up! It’s not gonna get any more random!

Well, it’s that time again. The time of year when we tell you that you better shut up and take what you’re given. And say thank you, don’t forget about the thank you.

We’re about to do to your mailbox what Rocky Balboa did to Ivan Drago. Only it won’t be a montage. You’ll see every single painful second in real time. Maybe you’ll open that package to find Mon Petite Chou or Say No To Scurvy. Maybe you’ll be getting To The Top In The Style Of Da Vinci or Dinosaurs Who Are Communist For Some Reason. Maybe you’ll be holding a Row Vs. Wade. All we can be sure of is that it’s not your decision. It’s ours. You’re just a character in the big movie of our lives. And we’re ready for our close up.

Wear this shirt: proudly. It won’t matter if you’re in Defrost or Playing God as long as you’ve got the right attitude.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re looking for work. Shirts like Willing To Endure Scientific Research and Ur Sign and The Choice Was Not Hard won’t make a good first impression.

This shirt tells the world: “Even a king is nothing without friends. I learned that from this shirt site I visit.”

We call this color: with a sharp and unmistakable whistle.

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