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Derby #151: Shirt You'd Wear to a Job Interview

Hey, this Derby's over. When you're finished reliving past glories, check out what's going on in the Derby right now. It's probably even cooler. Or at least newer.

First off: no, we're not hiring. But we ARE curious as to what shirt you'd design to wear to an interview for the job of your dreams. Maybe you're the kind of person who believes in manifesting through positive thought, so you'd portray a job interview going really well. Maybe you're a "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" kinda person so your shirt would be your potential uniform. Maybe you'll take the easy way out and just slap your resume or cover letter or "I TOTALLY DON'T STEAL STUFF" on a shirt. Whichever way you go, make it the shirt you'd be proud to wear as you strolled into the HR office, palms sweating, fate riding on this one first impression, and prepared to lie like never before. Now the rules:

No video games.

No bunnies.

No penguins.

No Star Wars.

No Stairway!
A totally random rule from a totally random Woot staffer totally randomly-named Josh.

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