You know how it's sad when something you care about dies? Here's the trick to avoiding that feeling: Never care about anything ever. That way you won't get attached to some mortal coil and end up all weepy. Here, try it with these Reckoning shirts slated for destruction at midnight tonight:

• Not what I meant
• Noah's Grill
• Seems Fishy...
• Dr. Mus musculus
• Darkness Anymore
• Brain Sports
• Generowl Von Hootte