Hey, can we talk a little bit about politics for a minute? Oh no, not national politics. Shirt politics! We got a bunch of shirts that are battling over on  The Reckoning page for the office of "Shirts that we sell."  It's a pretty big office so we can elect 20 at a time. Here's who's currently polling well: 

1. Consider Yourself Warned
2. Know Your Moons
3. The Cat in the Box
4. Rex the Riveter
5. Wishful Thinking
6. The One Shirt
7. Unstealthiest Ninja 3
8. Nevermore
9. The Binge
10. Cat's Resume
11. Troubled Waters
12. Shhhhhhh
13. Darkness Anymore
14. Noah's Grill
15. House of Malcontent
16. The Formula For Success
17. Woodland Rescue
18. The Elemental Eatery
19. Not what I meant
20. The Green Door
     

These candidates, on the other hand, are in trouble. They're going to need some serious help or else they might not be around next term/week:

The Danger Zone

1. Seems Fishy...
2. Lose Yourself
3. Pick your Politic
4. Dracula
5. Tricky Treats