Derby #235: Dubious Honors
Some records are meant to be broken: the 1000 meter dash, the breast stroke, the most hot dogs eaten in under a minute, you know; thrilling, sports stuff. Others aren't so amazing, like holding the record for "most sawdust required to absorb puke" at your middle school or "longest time spent absent-mindedly picking own nose without realizing you were being watched." This week, give us your most dubious honors, be they fictional or inspired by real-life events you certainly would never own up to but may be willing to exploit to get a t-shirt printed. Make them questionable or mundane, just not offensive or super gross. Here are the rules:
No text only designs. You've got to have a graphical element.