Derby #235: Dubious Honors

Hey, this Derby's over. When you're finished reliving past glories, check out what's going on in the Derby right now. It's probably even cooler. Or at least newer.

Some records are meant to be broken: the 1000 meter dash, the breast stroke, the most hot dogs eaten in under a minute, you know; thrilling, sports stuff. Others aren't so amazing, like holding the record for "most sawdust required to absorb puke" at your middle school or "longest time spent absent-mindedly picking own nose without realizing you were being watched." This week, give us your most dubious honors, be they fictional or inspired by real-life events you certainly would never own up to but may be willing to exploit to get a t-shirt printed. Make them questionable or mundane, just not offensive or super gross. Here are the rules:

No text only designs. You've got to have a graphical element.

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