Derby #265: Imaginary Restaurants

Hey, this Derby's over. When you're finished reliving past glories, check out what's going on in the Derby right now. It's probably even cooler. Or at least newer.

Everyone's gotta eat, right? Even fictional characters! This week give us your best ad or slogan for an imaginary restaurant of your very own creation. Just to nip it in the bud: no, we don't want to see your "imaginative" take on Nighthawks with kittens/Star Wars/Doctor Who/Zelda characters. Do something original.

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