Derby #37: Greed

Hey, this Derby's over. When you're finished reliving past glories, check out what's going on in the Derby right now. It's probably even cooler. Or at least newer.

We know what motivates you monsters. We know what goes on in your greedy, grabby little hearts. That's why we've increased the first-day payout for our shirt designers to $1,000, including Derby winners. Get in touch with your inner Gordon Gecko and work up a shirt design that illustrates, examines, or explores that most popular of the seven deadly sins: greed. There's a thousand bucks in it for you if you win. No text this week, and that includes no dollar signs, cents signs, pound signs, or any other currency symbols.

And one other thing: NO PIRATES.

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